This is a series of Tweets posted on Twitter by an account holder:
Going to bed, put the pigeon in the kitchen with a full loaf of wonder bread and put cardboard so she can’t fly upstairs to my room, g-night.
People keep asking how I know she’s pregnant? Her lil pigeon nipples are swollen and sticking out, belly is huge to, 2 pregnant signs.
I’m really sad, lil pregnant pigeon is looking at me like what now with a lil tear going down her lil beak, how do you console a bird?
Man I am on my roof and male pigeon just escaped leaving the female, wtf, just like a dude in real life and she’s pregnant, notcool
Damit she’s pregnant!!!! I knew I shouldn’t have kept these pigeons together in the same cage, I’m pissed off!
Today a friend emailed this to me, I read it several times, and then tonight after reading it for a final time, I almost threw up I was laughing so hard.
I'm absolutely getting a twitter.
Thank you.
by Arcade Fire
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